What is the measure of a man? Selecting a cock-ring size explained.
The Greek philosopher Plato once said 'The measure of a man is what he does with power".
At Esculpta a few of us are Greek and we certainly won't undermine Plato, but there's one more exclusively male measurement which can prove particularly important especially when selecting a fixed-size penis ring and buying before trying (the most likely way you'll ever purchase a penis ring even in a physical boutique - unless you are over-friendly with the owners).
Our customers frequently ask 'What penis ring size is right for me' and they're frequently more than willing to bring out every tool from the gardening shed to find out but its pointless.. and HERE'S WHY.
Ok so you are a handy with tools, have good technical skills and you think that measuring up your manhood for a cock ring is easy as 'π' ('pie') - pun intended. What's worse, is that you also know your math and you've just found a bendy tape measure from the neighbour (who has a sewing kit) and you're planning to measure around your penis and scrotum with it so that you can place that order for a dazzling fixed-size cock ring. Big mistake!
Firstly its awfully rude and rotten for your neighbour. But manners aside, its also a terrible idea because you are more than likely to order the wrong size this way.
As clever and as handy as you are, we have to say that there's no self measuring method that will ever pay off with any accuracy. In fact it more commonly leads to error which in turn will lead to disappointment. And this tip coming from the world's finest intimate ring manufacturer, our experience in thr size matter should be taken at face value.
Measuring yourself to find the right size is simply a waste of time because a tape measure (often assumed as the best option) can never simulate the feel, weight or rigidity of a structured penis ring. We know that most men we know like to wear their ring a tightly just before the first signs of discomfort. However when you try to simulate the tightness you need with a tape measure it is impossible and the potential knock-off increment is huge because it simply doesn't feel the same and is likely to send you on a wildly wrong size purchase.
So what's the solution for non-adjustable penis ring sizing? I hear you asking..
The only safe solution is having a cock ring already and measuring it. It may sound like a catch-22. 'What came first - the chicken or the egg' you may say. Such is the dilemma if you're a newb with cock rings and if adorining your manliness is a new ballgame.
If you have never worn a penis ring, let's face it - you are clueless. And the best way for you to start out your career is with an adjustable one.
So newbs instead of experimenting on size and wasting your money on a fixed size ring, if this is your first ever ring then order one that adjusts to ALL sizes. We've got plenty of adjustable rings which you can't go wrong with. Either our 1st generation multi-grip system or our more versatile self-sizable feature of all Jockring products will all do the trick and have you covered for size.
(For first-timers and newb enthusiasts we usually recommend BOA because it is an entry level ring that you simply can't go wrong with regarding size, and it has lots of other perks, such as a frontal latch opening which can save you from newb testicle injury. Our Omen is also a great one for starting out with because of its equally practical features plus it is closer to perfectly round when you try to measuring your critical c-ring girth from it.)
Once you have your first adjustable ring from us which you can adapt, or (eyeroll..) a generic hoop from elsewhere, then all you need is a ruler to measure its inner diameter (that is just the 'hole' across the center of the ring).
When measuring a penis ring at home, always measure the inner diameter (across the center of hole). And this monsieurs is the most important measure of a man.. at least as far as far as fixed size penis rings are concerned!
